Problem: The system has been plagued by an infinite loop of doom.
Causes: User was trying to solve a puzzle while under the influence of too much coffee.
Steps to Reproduce: Attempt to solve the puzzle while simultaneously juggling three flaming torches, reciting the entirety of "1984" backwards, and eating a bowl of spicy noodles.
Expected Result: The system was expected to behave like a rational, functioning member of society.
Actual Result: The system behaved like a possessed, flaming chaos.
Severity: Critical