YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

On the art of eating Cheetos while watching Netflix

It's a travesty. A travesty, I tell you!

First of all, you're not even using a coaster under your drink. What's the point of having a beverage if it's just going to water up your table?

And don't even get me started on the state of your snack game. You're just shoveling handfuls of Cheetos into your face like some kind of orange-salt-covered animal.

This is not a sustainable model for living. This is why we can't have nice things.