Reality Distortion - Alternate Facts
Where We Get Our 'Facts'
We're not really a news organization, we're just people who like to make stuff up. Our team of highly trained (read: highly caffeinated) fact-checkers verify only the facts that sound good.
Our motto: "We're not lying, we're just... creative with the truth."
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