The Mysterious Disappearance of the World's Most Elusive Ninja

On a fateful Tuesday morning, the world's most elusive ninja, Jack "The Shadow" Stevens, vanished into thin air. His disappearance left a cryptic note on his favorite ramen shop's table: "The sushi is not just sushi, it's an experience."

As news of his disappearance spread, rumors swirled: "He was kidnapped by aliens," "He found a new, more elusive ninja to train," or "He simply lost his keys."

A photo of Jack 'The Shadow' Stevens, looking suspiciously like a cross between Chuck Norris and a raccoon

Some say that on the night of his disappearance, Jack was spotted in the vicinity of Clues to the Mystery.

Speculations on Jack's Fate