Things That Should Be In A Shopping Mall

Reality isn't what it cracked up to be subpages. Here are some things that should totally be in a shopping mall, but aren't:

Unconventional Toys

• A giant ball pit filled with Jell-O
• Life-size animat of a moderately-successful middle manager
• Free therapy sessions for customers who just need someone to talk to
• A "petting zoo" for your emotional support animal

Other subpages:

• More Unconventional Toys
• Things You Can't Buy, But Would If You Could