Here at RealityProphets, we're not just predicting the future. We're predicting it with a side of nachos and a hint of existential dread.

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• Crystal balls
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Check out our latest prophetic predictions:

• The End Is Nigh
• World Peace Is Possible
• The Apocalypse Is Actually Just Tuesday

Prophet's Tip

Don't try to predict the future, but do try to eat more nachos. Our research suggests it'll be a real game-changer.