Reality TV Top 10 Predictions for the Season

Based on our completely-not-made-up sources, here's what we predict for the upcoming season:

1. 1. At least 7 more housewives will cry on live TV.
2. 2. Kim Kardashian will find a new way to spell her name.
3. 3. Big Brother will feature a house with more cameras than ever before.
4. 4. A Real Housewife will finally get a facelift.
5. 5. Survivor will introduce a new challenge that involves eating bugs.
6. 6. Top Chef will feature a mystery box filled with weird meats.
7. 7. A new reality show about professional snail racers will premiere.
8. 8. Big Brother's house will be invaded by an actual alien.
9. 9. Survivor will feature a contestant with a hidden immunity idol that's actually a rock.
10. 10. At least one Reality TV star will get a tattoo of their favorite contestant's face.

Stay tuned for more updates on these and other completely-not-made-up predictions.