Our intrepid host, Bear Grylls, finds himself in a precarious predicament. He's stuck in the wilderness with nothing but a pen for sustenance. Why did he bring a pen? Was it for the writing? The drawing? The occasional makeshift fishing rod? We may never know...
Read the full episode transcript, featuring Bear's questionable life choices.
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