Meet the Contestants:

Bubbles the Bubblegum Brawler

Bubbles is known for his impressive ability to blow the biggest bubbles with his tongue. He's been practicing for years and has even written a book about it.

Snot the Snotter

Snot is a master of all things nasal related. He can pick his nose like nobody's business, and his impressive collection of snot-based artwork is a wonder to behold.

Pus the Pus-packerPus is a skilled pus-filled balloon twister, with a record for twisting the most balloons in under an hour. He's a bit of a wild card, but always entertaining.