Welcome to the Rebel Without A Parent Support Group

Where the kids are free from their parents' rules (but still living off their trust funds)

Join us for:

• Free pizza
• Unconditional love (from a therapist)
• Regularly scheduled therapy sessions (for you, not your parents)
• Opportunities for self-destruction (in our state-of-the-art crash pad)

Meet Our Members:

• Member 1: The Kid Who's Only Friend is a Sock Puppet
• Member 2: The Teenage Hacker Who Hacks Their Parents' Wi-Fi
• Member 3: The Prodigal Child Who Lives Off Their Trust Fund

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