Welcome to the Rebel Without A Parent Support Group
Where the kids are free from their parents' rules (but still living off their trust funds)
Join us for:
- Free pizza
- Unconditional love (from a therapist)
- Regularly scheduled therapy sessions (for you, not your parents)
- Opportunities for self-destruction (in our state-of-the-art crash pad)
Meet Our Members:
- Member 1: The Kid Who's Only Friend is a Sock Puppet
- Member 2: The Teenage Hacker Who Hacks Their Parents' Wi-Fi
- Member 3: The Prodigal Child Who Lives Off Their Trust Fund
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