Step 2: Eat Them

Subjugating the Fearsome Fuzzy Llama

In this crucial step, we will be teaching you the art of eating your fearsome enemies. It is crucial to have a solid stomach, both figuratively and literally, before we begin. 

    
Step 2: Eat Them

    
    
      
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        Conquer Them (Optional: Bring a fork)
      
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        Know Them (Required: A functioning stomach)
      
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        Surrender Them (Only if you're feeling generous)

Remember, eating your enemies is not just a skill, it's an art. Practice makes perfect. Don't eat anything you're not sure about.