Step 3: Get Caught

By now, you should be well into your rebellion. You've ditched the family dinner, ignored the parental unit's phone calls, and are probably living off a steady diet of ramen noodles.

Step 4: Get Away Step 5: Get Rich

But wait, it's not all fun and games. The authorities are closing in.

They've got your number, your location, and your social media history. You're basically a sitting duck, a fugitive with a felony warrant and a bad case of ramen-induced tooth decay.

Time to call in some favors, make some deals, and maybe even hire a lawyer who's not a lawyer.

Or, you know, just hide under the bed and hope they go away.