Welcome, rebels. We have a problem. Our stapler has been confiscated by the Man. We're not just talking about any stapler, but the stapler of freedom. The stapler that binds us all together.
A website for the rebel with a cause, and a stapler.
Welcome, rebels. We have a problem. Our stapler has been confiscated by the Man. We're not just talking about any stapler, but the stapler of freedom. The stapler that binds us all together.
Join us in our fight for the right to use our staplers. We will not be silenced. We will not be bound by petty rules and regulations. We will not be denied our staplers.