Encryption: Because Your Data is Not That Safe

Welcome to the rebellion's guide to encryption. Because, let's face it, your data is not that safe. We've got tactics for the modern age.

				
					// This is how you encrypt your data, folks.
					// Don't say we didn't warn you.
					// var encryptedData = "your sensitive info here";
					// var crypto = "AES";
					// crypto.setKey("your super secret key here");
					// var encrypted = crypto.encrypt(encryptedData);
					// console.log(encrypted);
					// var decrypted = crypto.decrypt(encryptedData);
					// console.log(decrypted);
				
			

Now that you've seen the code, let's get into the tactics.

Why Should I Care?

Your data is the new oil, folks. And we're not talking just any data. We're talking the good stuff: your deepest secrets, your most private moments. And let me tell you, the government, corporations, and your mom are all after it.