Warning: the following recipes are not for the faint of heart (or stomach). Proceed with caution and a strong sense of humor.
Overcooked Omelette - A dish so badly made, it's been known to clear a table of 5 people.
Inflated Inferno Souffle - A souffle so puffed up, it had to be deflated via fire extinguisher.
Burnt Blob Burger - A patty so black and charred, it's been known to stain a countertop.
Floppy Florentine Fiasco - A dish so... floopy, it's been known to make even the most seasoned chef question their life choices.
Spaghetti Quagmire - A plate of spaghetti so tangled, it's been known to require a forklift to serve.
Steak Suicide Sauce - A sauce so toxic, it's been known to kill a sauce.
Today's special disaster is brought to you by Tacos Tragedy. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Stay safe, and stay sane, and for the love of all that is holy, do not attempt to make any of these recipes!