Recipe for Desperation

Ingredients:

1. One cup of desperation
2. One pinch of hopelessness
3. A dash of despair
4. A sprinkle of desperation sauce (optional)

Instructions:

1. Mix desperation and hopelessness in a bowl until you're not sure what you're making.
2. Add a dash of despair and stir until it's just right.
3. If using desperation sauce, add it last and serve.
4. Enjoy your deliciously hopeless meal!

For an extra kick, try Desperation Sauce!

Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try our Desperate Meal Replacement for a truly unforgettable experience.

Note: Consuming excessive amounts of desperation can lead to Desperation-Induced Insanity. Proceed with caution.

Or don't. We won't judge you.