html
Subpages / Recipes / How-To-Make-Saucy-Sauce-Without-Actually-Using-Saucy-Sauce-But-Instead-Something-Else-Complimentary
How to Make Saucy Sauce Without Actually Using Saucy Sauce (But Instead Something Else Complimentary)
Warning: This is not for the faint of heart or those with actual taste buds.
Step 1: Gather your ingredients.
- 1/4 cup of disappointment
- 1/4 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of despair
- 1 tablespoon of desperation
Step 2: Mix the ingredients together in a bowl.
- Stir until the disappointment, regret, and despair form a thick paste.
- Add the desperation and stir until it's fully incorporated.
Step 3: Taste the mixture.
Realize it's not actually sauce and serve with a side of existential dread.
Dealing with Existential Dread
Saucy Sauce Hoax Theory