Minutes from the Record-Breaker's Anon Meeting

Meeting Minutes, March 30, 2023, 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Attendees: A. P. Brunton (Chairperson), Q. I. N. (Vice-Chairperson), Z. X. Y. (Treasurer), and 17 other Record-Breakers

Objective: Break the record for most hours spent binge-watching cat videos in a single sitting.

Decisions:

Item 1: A. P. Brunton was tasked with finding the perfect blend of catnip and cat food for maximum viewing enjoyment.
Item 2: Q. I. N. will provide an extra 10 minutes of break time for every 10 minutes spent watching cat videos.
Item 3: Z. X. Y. will create a "Cat Video Snack Fund" to support our beloved feline overlords.

Next Meeting: To be determined, but probably after the next cat video marathon.

Adjourned at 4:00 PM, with 3 hours and 45 minutes of cat video time achieved.