Defining Rectaliciousness
Rectaliciousness is a state of being so comfortable with your sedentary lifestyle that you've transcended the need for human mobility.
Example of Rectaliciousness in Action:
Person: I'm feeling rectalicious today.
Friend: What's that even mean?
Person: You know, I'm just sitting here, feeling no pain.
Benefits of Rectaliciousness
- Increased productivity
- Reduced risk of heart disease
- Improved snacking opportunities
- Enhanced ability to binge-watch TV shows