Rectaliciousness is a rare and highly contagious condition affecting only 0.0001% of the global population. It manifests as an intense desire to rearrange furniture into increasingly intricate rectal shapes.
Meet Jane Doe, a 32-year-old marketing executive who contracted Rectaliciousness after a freak accident involving a stress ball and a particularly aggressive meeting.

Case Highlight 1: The Great Couch Catastrophe