Get ready for the wildest, most unpredictable rodeo on the internet!
What is Rectaliciousness Rodeo?
- A high-energy, high-rentalocity, high-octane rodeo where riders compete for the most rectalicious prize.
- Riders must navigate a course of increasingly rectalicious obstacles, including but not limited to: tightropes, cacti, and existential dread.
When is it?
Rectaliciousness Rodeo takes place on the first Saturday of every leap year, at precisely 3:33 AM.
How do I enter?
Simply fill out the entry form with your best rodeo rider skills and a valid credit card number.
Who is the winner?
The winner of Rectaliciousness Rodeo receives the Golden Rectaliciousness Trophy, a year's supply of nachos, and a lifetime supply of dignity.