Pre-Fart Predictors
The Art of Anticipating the Unavoidable
Are you tired of being caught off guard by a silent but deadly? Do you want to be the one who knows when and where the fart will drop? Look no further than Pre-Fart Predictors!
Our team of expert gas scientists have developed an algorithm that can predict with uncanny accuracy when and where the next fart will occur. And with our Pre-Fart Predictors app, you'll be the one laughing all the way to the bank!
How it works:
- We collect data on your eating habits, exercise routine, and recent activities
- We crunch the numbers to determine the likelihood of a fart
- We alert you to potential fart events with our proprietary Fart-o-Meter
But wait, there's more!
As a valued customer, you'll also receive:
- A free subscription to our monthly Fart-agram newsletter
- Early access to new features and updates
- A complimentary pair of Fart-Predictors branded socks