Rectaliciousness is a way of life. It's a state of mind, a way of being, a way of eating. It's a philosophy that says, "You know what? Forget the rules. Forget the haters. Just be rectalicious." And that's exactly what we're here to help you do.
But don't just take our word for it. Here are some frequently asked questions to get you started:
Rectaliciousness 101 FAQ 101 - For when you're feeling extra rectalicious.
Getting more rectalicious is easy. Just do what you do best. Eat more pizza. Drink more soda. Watch more cat videos. You can also try our Rectaliciousness Toolbox for more tips and tricks.
Nah. That's just a myth perpetuated by haters. Rectaliciousness is a gift. A gift that keeps on giving. And if you're not feeling it, just take a deep breath, relax, and let the Rectaliciousness flow.