A Study on the Unbridled Joy of Anal Retentiveness
By: Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Renowned Rectalologist
Theories of Rectaliciousness propose that the anal retentiveness of an individual is directly proportional to their propensity for consuming copious amounts of rectal-themed snacks. Our research indicates that a high rectal index is correlated with improved mood, increased productivity, and enhanced cognitive function. However, we also found that an overabundance of rectal indulgence can lead to Rectal Fatigue Syndrome (RFS), characterized by a sudden loss of interest in all things rectal.
Case Study 1: The Rectal Snack Attack and Case Study 2: The Rectal Foodie are available on subpages for further reading.