Welcome, esteemed researcher, to the esteemed institution where the world's most renowned experts on flatulence congregate to unravel the intricacies of the human rear end.

We have three main research areas:

• 1. Flatulence Theory: Understanding the physics behind the stink.
• 2. Colorectal Culture: The societal implications of anal retentiveness.
• 3. Fart Science Applications: How to harness the power of the human flatulence.

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