Learn the ancient art of rectaliciousness, where the buttocks are revered and respected.
It's not just about the wipe, it's about the experience. The feel, the sound, the smell... of the wipe.
Read Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Wipe-ology Read Chapter 2: The Art of Wipe-ographyRemember, a good wipe is not just a function, it's a form of self-expression.