In this, the premier chapter of Rectaliciousness 101, we will cover the fundamental principles of achieving true Rectaliciousness.
First and foremost, it is crucial to understand that Rectaliciousness is not just a physical attribute, but a state of mind.
By adopting a Rectalicious mindset, one can overcome even the most daunting challenges and achieve greatness.
As a renowned expert in the field, I, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, can attest that Rectaliciousness is the key to unlocking one's true potential.
Continue to Section 2: The Rectalicious Diet