Hello, young scholar. I'm Professor Peculiar, the world's most renowned expert on all things rectalicious.
My research has taken me to the farthest depths of the human backside, and I've emerged with a comprehensive understanding of the intricacies involved.
When I'm not busy lecturing on the art of rectaliciousness, I enjoy sipping tea with the Queen of England and playing the harmonica.
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