Welcome to the most unpredictable and deliciously chaotic BBQ generator in the multiverse. Here's your randomly generated BBQ sauce recipe:
Ingredients:
1 cup of Spice Of The Damned prophets, 2 tablespoons of prophets' tears, 3 drops of pure chaos, and a pinch of existential dread.
Instructions:
Combine all ingredients, then stir counterclockwise while whispering "I'll never be satisfied" 17 times. Serve over a bed of uncertainty and a side of impending doom.
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