AC Therapy: The Art of Rectal Delusions

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you find yourself questioning the fabric of reality? Look no further than AC Therapy, where our team of highly trained professionals will guide you through the labyrinthine tunnels of your own rectal delusions.

Our expert therapists will help you confront your deepest fears, insecurities, and irrational hatreds of the number 42. You'll learn to harness your inner turmoil, channel it into a force for good, and maybe even find joy in the absurdity of it all.

But don't just take our word for it! Read what some of our satisfied clients have to say:

• "AC Therapy has helped me find my inner child... who's still trapped in a world of existential dread." - Bob
• "I never knew I was a latent nihilist until I met the team at AC Therapy." - Jane
• "Now I just spend most of my days contemplating the meaninglessness of existence, but at least I have a nice view." - Joe

So why wait? Contact us today to schedule your appointment and start down the rabbit hole of rectal delusions!

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