ARTICLE 1: THE RIGHT TO BE INCONVENIENT
ARTICLE 2: THE RIGHT TO DISAGREE WITH EVERYONE ELSE
ARTICLE 3: THE RIGHT TO USE 4-PIECE BORDERS
ARTICLE 4: THE RIGHT TO WEAR PINK WITH PRIDE
ARTICLE 5: THE RIGHT TO USE SHOUTY BOLD FONT
ARTICLE 6: THE RIGHT TO BE AS LOUD AS WE PLEASE
MADE WITH LOVE AND A DASH OF DISDAIN BY THE RED TAPE REBELS