It is a fundamental human right, nay, a fundamental neccessity, to have access to unlimited amounts of free pizza at all times.
Currently, our oppressors have seen fit to limit this right, citing "sustainability" and "health concerns" as their reasons.
We say, nay, nay, nay! We will not be silenced by their petty notions of "frugality" and "wellness."
Join us, and together we shall rise up and demand our birthright: FREE PIZZA FOR ALL!
Learn more about our manifesto, revolutionary Idea 1: Free Housing for All.