A: We're a group of rebels fighting against the soul-sucking drudgery of bureaucracy. We're like the Rebel Alliance, but with more paperwork.
A: Our goal is to cut through the red tape and get things done, no matter the cost (or so we tell our lawyers).
A: It's simple: just click here to fill out our 47-page application.
A: Oh, that's a story for another time.