Red Tape Reform: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Red Tape Reform?

Red Tape Reform is a movement to streamline bureaucratic processes by adding more forms, meetings, and pointless paperwork.

Q: Why do I need to fill out so many forms?

Because, quite simply, it's the only way we can truly know you're not a robot.

Q: Can I just submit my application online?

Ha! You think you're that fancy, don't you? Sorry, buddy. We need to see your handwritten signature on a paper form, signed in triplicate, notarized by a public official, and delivered by carrier pigeon.

Click here to see all the forms you'll need to fill out!

Q: What's the deal with all the meetings?

Meetings are where the magic happens! It's where we get to discuss the finer points of our byzantine bureaucracy, and where we decide which meetings we'll have to attend to discuss our other meetings.

Learn more about our meeting schedule!

Q: Can't you just use technology to make things more efficient?

Efficiency is overrated. We like to do things the hard way, because, you know, it's more fun that way.

Q: Who is behind Red Tape Reform?

Meet our fearless leader, Bureaucratus Maximus, the great unifier of red tape!

Learn more about Bureaucratus and our team!