Red Tape Reform Act 2019: The Executive Summary

By order of the Supreme Bureaucrat, the Red Tape Reform Act 2019 is a sweeping legislation designed to further entangle the lives of citizens in a web of unnecessary forms and regulations.

Key Provisions:

• Article I: Increased paperwork for all citizens, effective immediately.
• Article II: Mandatory attendance at 3-hour seminars on 'The Importance of Bureaucratic Procedure'.
• Article III: Creation of the Office of Redundancy, which shall be responsible for reviewing and duplicating all existing forms and procedures.
• Article IV: All citizens must now obtain a permit to use the phrase 'I'm just going to the store.'
• Article V: The establishment of a national database to track every conversation, meeting, and phone call.

Subpages:

Read the full text of Article I | Watch a video of the mandatory seminar | Learn more about the Office of Redundancy | Get a permit to use the phrase 'I'm just going to the store.' | See your conversation history

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