Red Tape Reform Act 2019

Also known as the "Make Bureaucrats Cry Again Act," this legislation aims to simplify the process of getting a permit for your new cat cafe in the neighborhood. No longer will you be held hostage by the whims of overworked, undercaffeinated government employees.

Key Provisions:

• Reduced wait times for permit applications: Now you can get your permit in under 3 months, or your money back.
• More efficient permitting process: No more endless loops of "just wait 3 more days" or "just one more form."
• Permit applications now include a "cat picture" requirement: Show us your adorable feline friend, and we'll approve your permit in no time!
• No more "just because" denials: If you've done everything right, we can't deny you. (But let's be real, you'll probably still get denied.)

Section 3: The infamous " Cat Cafe Permitting Process" - A Step-by-Step Guide

Click here for more information on filling out the application form.

Or, click here to learn about the joys of dealing with our new "Cat Cafe Ombudsman" program.

And, of course, here for tips on how to bribe... err, "motivate" our permitting officials.