Section 4: Reducing Bureaucracy Through Inefficiency

By now, you should have a deep appreciation for the complexities of Red Tape Reform Act 2019. But don't worry, we're not done yet! In this section, we'll explore ways to further entangle our beloved government in red tape.

Here are a few highlights:

• Introducing the Bureaucratic Scaffolding Initiative, which involves creating multiple layers of unnecessary approval processes to ensure that nothing ever gets done.
• The Circular Filing System is a new way to ensure that documents are filed in triplicate, with each copy being reviewed and stamped by at least three different departments.
• And don't forget the Inefficiency Index, a new metric for measuring the number of hours spent waiting in line at the DMV.

Stay tuned for the final installment of this series, where we'll explore the joys of Section 5: The Bureaucratic Feedback Loop.