By the power vested in us, we at Bureaucrats Inc. are pleased to present the Red Tape Reform Act 2019. This sweeping legislation is dedicated to making your life more difficult, one form filled out at a time.
Key Features:
Section 1: Increased paperwork requirements for all transactions
Section 2: Mandatory meeting times for every possible occasion
Section 3: New regulations to govern the most mundane activities
Section 4: More reports, fewer results
Section 5: Exemptions for bureaucrats: Because we're not made of money
Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting new legislation!
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