Section 1: Bureaucratic Redoing of Existing Procedures (BREP)
January 15th, 2020: All government forms will now be printed on recycled toilet paper.
March 20th, 2020: A new department of 'Red Tape Minimization' will be established to oversee the reduction of red tape.
April 1st, 2021: All meetings will be held in virtual reality to reduce carbon footprint and save taxpayer dollars.
July 4th, 2021: All federal holidays will be celebrated with an extra day off, but only for those who have achieved 'Red Tape Hero' status.