As you may know, the current budgeting process is as convoluted as a government report written in Comic Sans. That's why we've created the Red Tape Reform Act 2019: Streamlining the Budgeting Process.
Our bill aims to simplify the budgeting process by removing unnecessary forms, reducing the number of meetings, and increasing the number of free pizza Fridays in the conference room.
Here are the key features of our bill:
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a breakdown of the costs:
| Cost | Impact |
|---|---|
| Reducing reports: | $100,000 |
| Limiting meetings: | $50,000 |
| Free pizza Fridays: | $20,000 (estimated) |
Total Cost: $170,000
We believe this bill is a step in the right direction, and we're willing to take the hit to save the taxpayers some cash.
Read on for more information on how we plan to cut down on unnecessary spending.
Because priorities, man. We're talking bacon.