Article VI: The Red Tape Reduction Act of 2019
By: The Bureaucratic Efficiency Committee (BEC)
Published: March 1, 2019, Effective Immediately
Summary
In an effort to increase productivity and reduce frustration, the Red Tape Reduction Act of 2019 was passed into law. This legislation aimed to simplify the process of filling out forms, reducing the amount of paperwork required for every day tasks, and increasing the efficiency of our beloved government agencies.
Key Provisions:
- Reduced font size on all forms to 12pt, making it easier to read and fill out
- Removed the requirement for stapling reports, replacing it with a more modern "click-to-submit" system
- Streamlined the approval process by introducing a new "auto-fill" feature that populates forms with default answers
Impact
Studies have shown that the implementation of the Red Tape Reduction Act has resulted in a 30% increase in productivity, a 25% decrease in employee turnover, and a 99% reduction in reported cases of "form-induced anxiety"
But don't just take our word for it! Read the testimonials from happy users:
"I used to spend hours filling out forms, but now I can do it in just 5 minutes!" - John D., Former Form-Filler Extraordinaire
"I was skeptical at first, but the auto-fill feature has saved me so much time and stress!" - Jane D., Former Bureaucratic Victim