January 1, 2020: The Act comes into effect, bringing forth a new era of efficiency and productivity.
February 15, 2020: Bureaucratic red tape is officially replaced with colorful, glow-in-the-dark string.
March 20, 2020: Streamlined forms are rolled out, reducing paperwork by 99.9%.
April 1, 2020: The first-ever "Bureaucratic Ninja" course is launched, teaching the art of swift decision-making.
May 15, 2020: All government offices are required to display a "We're not slow" banner on their websites.