Section 2: Reducing The Fees

Because who doesn't hate bureaucracy, right?

As per Section 2 of the Red Tape Reform Act 2019, the government has agreed to reduce fees by 30% for all citizens who participate in the following activities:

• Activity 1: Filling out forms with a pen
• Activity 2: Staring at the ceiling for exactly 45 minutes
• Activity 3: Repeating "I'm a citizen, hear me roar!" on the phone 5 times

Don't forget to bring your lunch! (Or a strong stomach, for that matter.)