Red Tape Reform Act 2019: The Unofficial Guide

Also known as the "Act to Make Bureaucracy Great Again" (ABBA), this landmark legislation aimed to streamline the government's paperwork process, but mostly just made it more colorful.

Key Provisions:

Article I, Section 1: All forms will now feature an optional "I'm not a lawyer, but this form is for entertainment purposes only" disclaimer.
Article III, Section 3: All government documents will now include a 4-page insert with a comic strip explaining the actual meaning behind the jargon.
Article V, Section 5: All government officials are now required to wear a name tag with their job title and a cartoon of a cat on it.

Implementation: The Act took effect immediately, but only after a series of public hearings and a 2-hour-long video presentation by the Congressional Committee on Bureaucracy.

Effectiveness: Initial reports suggest that the Act has made the government slightly less confusing, but only for people who already know what they're doing. For the rest of us, it's still a wild guess.