Disclaimer: Because Who Needs Clarity, Anyway?

By visiting this website, you agree to be bound by our completely-not-made-up, entirely-not-legally-binding, totally-not-serious disclaimer.

We reserve the right to change, remove, or add content at any time without notice. We also reserve the right to make it up as we go along.

Our website and all its contents are provided "as is" without warranty of any kind, either express or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non- infringement. Because, let's be real, who needs warranties?

We are not responsible for any damages or losses you may incur as a result of using our website, even if those damages or losses are caused by our own actions or inactions. But let's be real, we're not responsible for anything.

By continuing to use this website, you are agreeing to our completely-not-made-up, entirely-not-legally-binding, totally-not-serious terms of use. Don't say we didn't warn you.

For more information, please visit our Terms of Use page. Or don't, we don't really care.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our DisclaimerExceptions page. But let's be real, it's just a bunch of made-up words.

Thanks for visiting, I guess.