Department of Excessive Paperwork

Red Tape Division

Case File: RT-001

Initial Request: Application for Permission to Use Bright Colors

Status: Pending - Incomplete paperwork submitted

Reasons for Delay: Inadequate documentation, lack of proper font size specification, and an excessive use of Comic Sans.

Next Steps: Submit Revised Request

Warning: Please do not submit any further requests until you have read and understood the Excessive Paperwork Handbook.