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The earliest recorded use of red tape was in ancient Mesopotamia, where it was used to keep the King's beard from getting too messy.
Later, the Romans used it to mark their roads, because let's be real, who needs GPS when you have red tape?
Today, we use it to keep our paperwork in order.
Or do we?
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