Today in the land of unrelatable happiness, the sun rose over the horizon at 6:45 AM sharp. The birds chirped, the clouds smiled, and the coffee machines whirred in unison.
Here's a special report from the OON News team:
Local Cat Spotted Wearing Tiny Sunglasses
Witnesses claim that on Tuesday morning, a sleek black cat was seen strolling through the park, donning a pair of miniature Ray-Ban aviators. When asked about the feline's fashion choices, the cat simply blinked.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Read more about the cat's next fashion statement or check out our latest poll: "Is the cat's sunglasses a bold statement or a cry for help?"