Overly Optimistic News

Page 4: Where the Good News Never Ends

Today in Sunnyville, the sky is bright, the birds are singing, and the news is all good!

Good News Item Bad News Item (But Not Really) Uplifting Quote
Scientists Discover New Species of Happy, Hopping Unicorn! A Local Resident Was Seen Wearing Socks with a Hole in Them. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt (But Not Really)
Learn more fun facts about Sunnyville! Read about the time someone in Sunnyville actually wore matching socks!