hey guys, just wanted to share my latest achievement: i ate an entire pizza by myself last night
i know, i know, it was a bad idea, prophets have spoken of my gluttony, and i've been warned
but i just couldn't help myself, the cheese was calling my name, the sauce was whispering sweet nothings in my ear
i'm not proud of it, but i'm not regretful either, it was a moment of perfect, fleeting joy
has anyone else had a similar experience?
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